That moment when you try and pass somebody on the street but they weave in the direction you’re trying to pass and back again #soannoying

I with the difference between an $8 lunch and a $14 lunch wasn’t soon delicious in NYC

Note to self: Never make eye contact with people at Penn Station. It’s just not a good thing to do….. I promise you that

Little else is more embarrassing than being a native New Yorker swiping your metro card and getting hit checked by the turn style while having to take a bad as s dump. #shit

It’s still hard for me to say I really like Long Island and the people from there. It’s like a whole different planet..sorry to say but true..

Call season in NY is absolutely priceless.Nothing would be able to buy it #ilovenewyorkcity

My favorite parts of my visit to US this year are the souvenirs and those fine ass police officers at Grand Central station #business #iloveny

An elderly woman just overheard me coughing and was like You should wear a musk to protect your lungs on the constitution site as she proceeded to light up a cigarette in front of me

Saw a couple at Penn Station wearing matching “fug-gedaboutit” T-Shirts. Should have been Chirp About It T-Shifts #capiesh?

It’s cool watching shows where the scenes are at the same places you go to on the regular #Centralpark #timesquare #coneyisland #yankeestatium

So while leaving my Gynecologist office in midtown I open the door and something hits my in the neck…. a giant water bug….. I screamed #ofallthings/places

The opposite of peace: Tsking the #1 train from Columbus Circle to downtown at 8:30am with a baby in the stroller #nyproblems

No…..Stopping to pet a dog is not justification to block the sidewalk…STOP the petting and move move move #nycproblems

Overheard during rush hour: if you don’t want to be pushed take a cab -lyft-citi bike or Uber otherwise shut the F-up

Who else plays squirrel or rat while walking in NY?
Ans:Tourist #nofuckenlife

So I’m leaving my Doctors office. I open the door and something hits me in the neck. It was a god damn giant water bug. #NYCProblems

My favorite part of my visit to the city this year, the souvenirs! Only sad I didn’t get a pic with any of the fine police officers in the city @NYPDnews

Who else plays squirrel or rat walking in NYC?
Answer: Tourist

Little else is more embarrassing than being a native New Yorker swiping your MetroCard and getting gut checked by the turn-style, having to swipe again…3 folks saw this

One of the biggest cities in the world and we have a 20-minute wait time for the uptown 6 train almost everyday. This isn’t Omaha now. This is the big Apple 🍎

This colonizer parade is a huge inconvenience to my errands…..

Now that it’s cough and cold season. Can everyone cough into their elbows and not just in the air when everyone’s around them?

Dear MTA, Please don’t ruin my interview with your nonsense… I need that job. Sincerely your everyday rider….

No, stopping to pet a dog is not justification to block the sidewalk. NOW MOOOOOOOOVE! #toomanydogs

Chirp About It Live Radio tonight at 8PM. Tune in on http://www.cityworldradio.com

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The older I get, the more of my NYC exists only in memory…

Oh, another 16-minute wait for the next 6 train. Must be a day ending in Y… Y me? Y us all?

Dear NYC tourist please consider every sidewalk an active walk way and not a stall-way. Do not block it by standing still in the middle of it.

The conductor in this NYC train sounds like she’s auctioning off race cars right now.. Just slow da fck down lady. Don’t be fast with me

Visiting NYC for a week. What an experience: Day1: st Patrick’s 2) Grand Central 3)Trump Towers 4)T Square 5)911 Memorial 6) Purse stolen at a restaurant B4 flying back home …

Overheard: I’m so turned on by NYC that I’m always excited and horny…is something wrong with me? #iloveny

Overheard: I’m so turned on by New York City. That I’m always horney.. #iloveny #BIG🍎

Overheard on NYC subway. If you don’t want to be pushed, take a cab!

This countdown clock says train in 1 minute, but it’s definitely been 5… Why all the lies MTA?

Hey @MTA, A little WD-40 would go a long way in the screechy tracks.. Jeez!

If you’re dating an MTA employee and he gives you a hug, are you being held momentarily by the train’s dispatcher? #goodmorning

Only in New York are you standing next to some guy who starts shouting I Love NY in the middle of Times Square. It doesn’t get an more NY than that.🗽🌃🏙

Flash flood warning going off at the same time to every single person with a phone on da uptown #4 train. Is that really called for? What the fuck!

Approaching Manhattan on the LIRR; There’s nothing more beautiful than the silhouette of the skyline against the deep red sunset #loveNYskyline

I just want to be on time enough for something that I don’t feel pressure to walk up the escalator. Can u make this happen for me MTA?

I just want to be on time enough for something that I don’t feel pressure to walk up the escalator. Can u make this happen for me MTA? Please!

If one more person rolls up on care and tries to open up my back door…there’s gonna be problems. I’m not a cabbie🚕

Highlight of living in NYC happened…. saw Paul McCartney at Yom Kippur services!…is he really Jewish?

Anytime I wear a light colored dress 👗and sit down on the subway. I’m always worried I’ll stand up with a dirty stain on my buttocks #dirtyseats

MTA we have to break up. I refuse to accept your broken promises anymore.. it’s not me, it’s you..You’re terrible and delusional in this relationship… bye 👋 Bye 👋

Good thing I didn’t blow-dry my hair today…the J train had my back. Coming through with air hot air…No AC..
Thank you so so much

Bonded with a lady on the ferry today after we discovered a mutual displeasure for the gross woman in the bathroom eating smelly boiled eggs and sauerkraut next to us #nastyass

Question? Why do chicks 🐥 feel that’s it’s ok not to shave their legs and walk around NYC all dolled up? Com-on now!

I know it’s a NYer thing but please don’t point if you would like to sit down. Just Say excuse me like normal people