Never a dull moment in my beautiful city except today, when you lose a loved one.

Cooking fish in the office microwave is a hate crime…Punishment coming!

Mi casa su casa is what she says to me. Does this mean I get to move in tonight? Or do we marry first? Cause my rents too high.

When a guy catches you staring his wife down, then he beings to stare you down and you shamefully put your head down. #strangerintown

Years ago people used to cover up their tatoos, now you’re an odd ball without one.

That swell of pride you get when your taxi driver does something totally aggressive and uncalled for but it’s all for you. Thanks but you really didn’t have too.

If one more tall person breathes their bad breath in my face on this train we’re going to have problems. The fact that you’re tall won’t be an issue for me.

So communing via subway is like driving. As soon as you want to pass a slow walker, the person speeds up. Better not be fucking with me.

How come the days you’re committed to getting to work on time the jet packs on the train nor the hyper-drive happen to work???

Wait, your in NYC if your on time your LATE!!!

In the smack of Harold Square there’s a homeless sitting, watching Frasier on a flatscreen TV, that’s hooked up to a lamp. Only the Big in Apple.

Only in NYC could you wake up to someone playing a trumpet outside your window. And fall asleep to a serenading neighbor.

I’ve lived in this apartment a long time and I’ll still hear sounds at night and have no idea what they are.

Overheard: three dads arguing the merits of Moana versus Frozen

Things I love about NYC continued old school coffee shops.

8pm, protesters are chanting F the police while being followed by the police. I thought todays protest was suppose to be about Trump. #HappyPresidentsDay

At a French and some drunk chicks trying so hard to place her order in French when she doesn’t even speak the language. Hilarious! ? Someone should stop her.

Hundreds rally to protest President Donald Trump on Presidents Day. #NotMyPresident.

Only in NY while strolling in the park do you stumble upon a guy hugging a tree while urinating.

NYmoment: What are the odds of hailing a cab and your uncle’s the driver. Do I still have to pay?

@Starbucks, overheard: He kisses her 15 times then says I’m sorry I shouldn’t kiss you so much, then kisses her again. #Smh

Broadway, Theatre, Yellow Cabs, Subway, Restaurants, City lights and more… everything New York #iloveNY

LMAO ? just passed by the Chirping Chicken restaurant in Hells Chickens no I meant to say Hells Kitchen. CHIRPING!

Only in New York would someone grab you by you arm and ask are you a celebrity? The answer is no, I just f-en look like one. Now hands off me.

I had a dream I was in NYC…. That is the only place I want to be right now. I`m missing my NY mistress.

When the falafel cart guy asks if the white sauce and hot sauce are enough, it’s never enough. Just give me a bottle of both

Just realized I’ve eaten pasta for 7 days in a row. Before that was Chinese for 7 days. Halal you’re up next. #MyeatinglifeinNYC.

Now that I’m taking the Q home daily. I really have to focus and stop getting on the N by mistake. Another Confused NYer.

No I don’t know this man. He just fell asleep on my shoulder. He is cute. Maybe I’ll forehead kiss him.

Some four years we’re gonna have. The writing’s all over the wall I mean papers

Gee-wiz: I missed my stop due to some juicy gossip from two girls on the north bound #2train. May even stay on for the closing.

Whenever I come back to Manhattan, it is always a pleasant reminder how many beautiful women are in this city. I’m from west bubble fuck.

Friuit Punch has got to be The MTA’s No.1 most spilled drink or is it coffee?

MTA you owe me $2.75. I transferred at 60th street and Lex for a “free transfer” and was charged a new fare. What gives?

NYers are the only people that have muscular toes for the times you can’t reach the railing on the subway and have to balance/surf?

Only in NY do you see a baby’s stroller being used as a shopping cart and the baby’s being arm carried.

Just read: Get on track with woman only subway cars. The MTA isn’t even on track. Good luck with that. #womansubwaysexcrimes

Just read: Get on track with woman only subway cars. Good luck with that.

It’s Wednesday: Just received a free copy of Time Out New York. Since when does NY ever time out. The shit doesn’t even sleep.

And there we go again with this warm, hot and cold weather. You

There are just too many shows to see and not nearly enough time–gah!

Spotted: Man in the Bronx using an open pizza box to clean snow off of his car. God I love New York.

Don’t know why I try to take late-night subways. Could walk as fast to where I need to go

I need to live somewhere where the temp doesn’t go below 60. #Freezing

I love chocolate. I’m Powder. Who knew?

Just had the best sex in years. Happy V day NYC. Now I love everybody!

Another great show Chirp about It Radio

Happy Valentines Day NYC. Let spread some love today. I’m in the mood.?

Riding a city bike towards the strong midtown wind is like army boot camp in Manhattan.

It’s mighty cold out here, I’m standing stiff as pop-sickle

Snowfalls should be an experience of peace and tranquility, not rush and panic. Embrace it, NYC, you need to calm down at times.