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Only in NY do people gives you a strange look when you say good morning to them #smh

People please respect the fact that not everyone is a dog lover. If you bring your dog on the train. I don’t want to be sitting next to it like it’s a passenger #onlyinNYC

My Uber driver is singing to Katy Perrys teenage dream while the GPS is giving him directions in Cantonese #onlyinny

My manger is Mexican, my co-worker is from Senegal, I am Dominican and the three of us are consuming Chinese food

#onlyinNY #iloveny

Only in NYC is where you’ll see someone dramatically trip over a plastic bag in heels on the sidewalk. This never happens in Canada 🇨🇦 #onlyinnyc

I hope to find someone to love as much as I love these New York City bagels

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My Uber driver is singing to Katy Perry’s teenage dream while the GPS is giving him directions in Cantonese. #only in ny

My manager is Mexican, my co-worker is from Senegal, I’m Dominican and the 3 of us are consuming Chinese food #onlyinny I love NY

Only in NYC is where you’ll see someone dramatically trip over a plastic bag in heels on the sidewalk.This never happens in Canada #onlyinny

The bus arrival App by the MTA is getting less, less accurate. Did the Russians back the system as they did the election?

People please respect the fact that not everyone is a dog lover. If you bring your dog on the train, I don’t want to be sitting next to it like it’s a passenger.. #onkyinnyc

I hope to find someone to love as much as I love these NYC bagels #conceNTrated #iloveny

Shout out to all rats: Rats are saved in Germany. Here in New York they’re given a bad rap and poisoned. It’s us humans who’ve taken over their wonderfu, wild spaces.. #animalwelfare

Lady pushing her way into the train saying I’m sorry as she continues to push against people trying to get in

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I Live of the edge… sometimes I hope parking spaces are still available when I come back #wishfulthinking

Nothing like a fresh fat drop of scaffold water landing in your eye. That’s good luck right?

The 5 stages of grief for slamming into a turnstile after a failed MetroCard swipe:
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The MTA has one hell of a habit of testing my patience so early in the morning, every morning #nycmta

Did I just take the extra, extra long way through Penn Station just to hit 10,000 step? Absolutely…Thanks … #Fitbit

So Jussie has now joined the ranks of Al Sharpton and the Tawana Brawley mess. It remains to be seen if Jussie will serve time because Al skated on that one #cryingwolf

FYI: my water broke in a NYC taxi on the way to the hospital. I whispered this to my husband, who suggested we not say anything. He’ll drive even faster and well all die….

Dear lady on the street if you feed the pigeons, you also feed the rats! So stop it..

It’s just bad. Dead beat dads… special place in hell, farts, sounds like Ivanka Trump and Bart Simpson getting it on… 100% horrible. Not funny, Not smart. Not interesting.

The #NYC #MTA is les reliable than a dead beat dad… yeah I said it.. what? #onlyinny

I keep getting stress-related illnesses. U can be really tough to love NYC. But I love U anyway u bitch #stresscitynyc

There`s a special place in hell for people who fart on the subway and hopes off the next stop. #onlyinnyc

New York weather is really making me sick and tired. Literally saying! #nycweathersucks

I’ve discovered a new kind of hero. The humans who can put makeup on while riding the NY subway with all its trials and tribulations

The real housewives of the MTA ….just saying, putting it out there….

Damn MTA you were dou so well when you came right away. But sitting here for 45 minutes is not so cool. My pizza 🍕 is getting cold. #raosethefaresforwhat

I think that NYC is the city that never sleeps because this is the only possibility NYers have to catch MTA trains and be at work in time… #onlyinny

A lady just asked me for directions. I gave them to her, then she told me I was wrong #onlyinnyc…….#smh… fuck in hilarious

Why does every station on the A,C,E line smell like human feces? #shittysmells

I need a relationship just so we can go halfsies on carrying the grocery bags

Just watched a girl scoop cat poop out of her car back pack (complere with space capsule window) on the subway

Yes please… Throw your trash in the puddle by the curb instead of in the can that’s literally feet away from you….#petpeeves #keepnyclean

I have a master degree and sometimes I feel like I need the Rosetta stone to understand MTA service change notices….

New Yorkers are too brutally honest. A friend of a friend just told me that my breath was hooping and I needed scope mouth wash ..#freshass

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I gave up my seat to an elderly woman who quickly falls asleep, and her husband got mad at me #onlyinny folks

I wish I could give the MTA a bad yelp review, and no one would use them anymore–like a Restaurant review…

Name something more disgusting than the bathroom at #penstation. I dare you….

New York city street’s looking ashy like dry skin #snowsalt

Dear Gov. Cuomo, to have the freedom tower lit pink to celebrate passage of a new abortion law allowing abortions right up to 9th month, even if born alive, is a disgrace. #shameonyou #NYC