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chosen
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Neighborhood dude gets beat up for asking “Whats cracking?” when he should’ve said “Whats Popping?”.

Only in NYC—unwritten rules of Omerta NYC continues to teach knuckleheads .

Len, Harlem
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I need real October weather and activities in my life ASAP. So over Florida’s single season of hot and boring weather. This is bullshit

Rosannay, South Side
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Just rode a souped up MTA train. New painted exterior. Interior custom designed. And just like NYers. No one cared but loud my ass #MTA

Gary, South Side
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I blame NY for every problem I’ve ever had or ever will have. Can you blame me? No really can you

Robenson, Lefferts Garden
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Robenson, Lefferts Garden

Worst part about this weather is trying to figure out whether I’m dodging wet cardboard or dog poop on the sidewalks?..shit!

Andy, Harlem
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The Bronx? No Thonx!

Jazzy, South Bronx
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Why not?

Joe, Midtown
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When is the Mook coming back to NYC!?

Donna, Midtown West
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If love doesn’t feel like an unforgettable walk in NYC.
It’s not love

Jon, Sunny Side
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Hey girl! Maybe Thursday night isn’t the right time to practice your hammer juggling. Just a thought! Your downstairs neighbor

Kurt, Dukes Heights
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This train will be moving momentarily. After 12 minutes is the reason I have trust issues I this city

Dino, Bronx
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Makes me feel really lousy when a tourist ask me for directions and I really can’t help.. Sorry block!

Ryan, Bronx
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If you’re from NY. I guarantee if someone looks at you 3 times in a row you’re gonna get tight, that’s my word

Ed, Washington Heights
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Ed, Washington Heights

Just rode No.1 train with a rapping conductor. South-Bound downtown never sounded so hip-hop

Artie, Cypress Hill
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Fun fact: No matter how many vitamins you take or how well you eat the subway will always get you sick. #sickofrudestraphanger

Mario, Queens
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Dear tourist: if you block the train doors during rush hour to take a picture of your daughter riding the NY subway you risk the chance of being shoved out of the way

Shakes, Brooklyn
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New York is where the future comes to audition. I’m here #singersongwriter

Neil, Midtown
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Never a shortage of people who think it’s a good idea to stop and chat about pap-smear in the middle of a buy NYC corner

Salvatore, Staten Island
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Salvatore, Staten Island

NYC Italian food is not Italian food. Can only be found far away from tourist areas

Miguel, Bronx
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New York City stands with you homie. #standupforPuertoRico

Jeff, LWS
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I thought helicopters had a bedtime. Guess I was wrong then. #onlyinNYC

Milton, Red Hook
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Forget pizza and hotdogs. We can settle the NYC vs Chicago debate right now. New York gave America TRuMP and Chicago gave America Obama. Case closed.

chosen
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Certain things can happen in a NYC minute – growth however can’t-

You gotta love those who try hard though – make it here…you know the rest!

Imani, Ny, Ny
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Great chirp chosen.

Tammy, UES
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How am I taking the train at 3:30am work and the train has standing room only. Are jobs starting earlier?

Rhonda, Battery Park
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OMG.. the way this lady next to me is popping her gum is giving me the urge to kick her.

Glins, Riverdale
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My rent is now higher than my parents mortgage, and I’m sick to my stomach.

Camron, Downtown BK
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Waiting 20-plus minutes for a Q train is fucken ridiculous. I’m too busy for this

Lee, NY, NY
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Where will your Kindle be in 100 years? Just a thought!

Isaiah, Bronx
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It’s 2017. Stop acting like you don’t know the subway isn’t your living room.

Sophia, Miami FL
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Does an IG account exist yet where I can document all of my “You’re great but I don’t want a girlfriend” dating breakup texts?

Carol, Brooklyn
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Watching Woody Allen shoot in the street of NYC #priceless

Maggie, Midtown
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Dear NYC, no amount of honking will move traffic faster. #shutthehellup

Yellow Man, Brooklyn
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Funny observation: Every 5 to 20 seconds I hear someone sucking their teeth on the south bound #2 morning train.

Phillip, Michigan
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Only in NY at the blink of an eye can one disappear just from standing still in #TimesSquare #Crowdedcity

Lou, Castle Hill
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I’m so glad that I can put the MTA on blast on Chirp about it straight from the platform
#subwaywifi

Pierre, Flatbush
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Now Flatbush Ave Brooklyn is now renamed Little Caribbean. It was always that for me.

Alexander, UES
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Only in New York does a guy help you hail a cab, then wants to charge you a buck for it.. Gotta be kidding me..

Thomas, Murray Hill
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I hate how so many activities sell out in NYC. first the Miyazaki opening and now The Principles of Uncertainty show. Hmph

Junseie, Canal Street
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Junseie, Canal Street

This is the greatest city in the world even though we co-exist with rats the size of cats! this is not normal.

Paul, Midtown
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Anybody who wears a T-shirt that say NYC doesn’t is not from NYC

Woody, Astoria
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Dear tourist: If you block the train doors during rush hour to take a picture of your daughter riding the subway, you will get murdered. I’m sorry, just tired of the bullshit.

Sonia, Hillside Qu
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Makes me feel lousy when a tourist ask me for directions and I tell him that I really don’t know… Sorry!

Shirley, Tribeca
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This train will be moving momentarily is the reason I have trust issues

Donna, Sunset Park
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Starter pack NYC: Metro Card, table, teapot, misery, pillow, anti-stress and the train is out of service

Olivia, East Village
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The worst thing that can happen right now is if the delivery guy tells me that I have to go downstairs to pick up my food. I’ll be pissed…

Mr. Lucas
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You should get a bucket and rope to hang from the sidewalk facing windows! NYC dumbwaiter ????

Mr. Lucas
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Woman says: the queen protects the king:
Man:
In a well ran court any pawn can become a queen, Queens don’t take your position on the chess board for granted. I say ; Off with their heads

Mika, Harlem
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Nothing beats hearing Vanilla Ice in Harlem at a festival where neighborhood kids are dancing

Cynthia, Flushing
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Riddle me this: Why does the 7 train always smell like dirty wet socks?

Wallace, Jackson Heights
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Wallace, Jackson Heights

When the train conductor announces: FYI there’s more than one door. Use the other available 40 folks

Davis, Times Square
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The moment when you provide a tourist with directions, and when you walk away they ask someone else

Mr. Lucas
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Burn !!! something in the delivery didn’t impart trust ?!

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