Neighborhood dude gets beat up for asking “Whats cracking?” when he should’ve said “Whats Popping?”.

Only in NYC—unwritten rules of Omerta NYC continues to teach knuckleheads .

I need real October weather and activities in my life ASAP. So over Florida’s single season of hot and boring weather. This is bullshit

Just rode a souped up MTA train. New painted exterior. Interior custom designed. And just like NYers. No one cared but loud my ass #MTA

I blame NY for every problem I’ve ever had or ever will have. Can you blame me? No really can you

Worst part about this weather is trying to figure out whether I’m dodging wet cardboard or dog poop on the sidewalks?..shit!

The Bronx? No Thonx!

When is the Mook coming back to NYC!?

If love doesn’t feel like an unforgettable walk in NYC.
It’s not love

Hey girl! Maybe Thursday night isn’t the right time to practice your hammer juggling. Just a thought! Your downstairs neighbor

This train will be moving momentarily. After 12 minutes is the reason I have trust issues I this city

Makes me feel really lousy when a tourist ask me for directions and I really can’t help.. Sorry block!

If you’re from NY. I guarantee if someone looks at you 3 times in a row you’re gonna get tight, that’s my word

Just rode No.1 train with a rapping conductor. South-Bound downtown never sounded so hip-hop

Fun fact: No matter how many vitamins you take or how well you eat the subway will always get you sick. #sickofrudestraphanger

Dear tourist: if you block the train doors during rush hour to take a picture of your daughter riding the NY subway you risk the chance of being shoved out of the way

New York is where the future comes to audition. I’m here #singersongwriter

Never a shortage of people who think it’s a good idea to stop and chat about pap-smear in the middle of a buy NYC corner

NYC Italian food is not Italian food. Can only be found far away from tourist areas

New York City stands with you homie. #standupforPuertoRico

I thought helicopters had a bedtime. Guess I was wrong then. #onlyinNYC

Forget pizza and hotdogs. We can settle the NYC vs Chicago debate right now. New York gave America TRuMP and Chicago gave America Obama. Case closed.

Certain things can happen in a NYC minute – growth however can’t-

You gotta love those who try hard though – make it here…you know the rest!

How am I taking the train at 3:30am work and the train has standing room only. Are jobs starting earlier?

OMG.. the way this lady next to me is popping her gum is giving me the urge to kick her.

My rent is now higher than my parents mortgage, and I’m sick to my stomach.

Waiting 20-plus minutes for a Q train is fucken ridiculous. I’m too busy for this

Where will your Kindle be in 100 years? Just a thought!

It’s 2017. Stop acting like you don’t know the subway isn’t your living room.

Does an IG account exist yet where I can document all of my “You’re great but I don’t want a girlfriend” dating breakup texts?

Watching Woody Allen shoot in the street of NYC #priceless

Dear NYC, no amount of honking will move traffic faster. #shutthehellup

Funny observation: Every 5 to 20 seconds I hear someone sucking their teeth on the south bound #2 morning train.

Only in NY at the blink of an eye can one disappear just from standing still in #TimesSquare #Crowdedcity

I’m so glad that I can put the MTA on blast on Chirp about it straight from the platform
#subwaywifi

Now Flatbush Ave Brooklyn is now renamed Little Caribbean. It was always that for me.

Only in New York does a guy help you hail a cab, then wants to charge you a buck for it.. Gotta be kidding me..

I hate how so many activities sell out in NYC. first the Miyazaki opening and now The Principles of Uncertainty show. Hmph

This is the greatest city in the world even though we co-exist with rats the size of cats! this is not normal.

Anybody who wears a T-shirt that say NYC doesn’t is not from NYC

Dear tourist: If you block the train doors during rush hour to take a picture of your daughter riding the subway, you will get murdered. I’m sorry, just tired of the bullshit.

Makes me feel lousy when a tourist ask me for directions and I tell him that I really don’t know… Sorry!

This train will be moving momentarily is the reason I have trust issues

Starter pack NYC: Metro Card, table, teapot, misery, pillow, anti-stress and the train is out of service

The worst thing that can happen right now is if the delivery guy tells me that I have to go downstairs to pick up my food. I’ll be pissed…

Woman says: the queen protects the king:
Man:
In a well ran court any pawn can become a queen, Queens don’t take your position on the chess board for granted. I say ; Off with their heads

Nothing beats hearing Vanilla Ice in Harlem at a festival where neighborhood kids are dancing

Riddle me this: Why does the 7 train always smell like dirty wet socks?

When the train conductor announces: FYI there’s more than one door. Use the other available 40 folks

The moment when you provide a tourist with directions, and when you walk away they ask someone else