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sllabeye
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P1: May I?
P2: Its already in your hand
P2: I mean why ask and you already have it?
P1: I mean I guess your right

Lots of meat , clean the bones Ny’ers.

chosen
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How the hell does the MTA not have a backup generator. Loss of power from Chambers St-Marcy Ave on the J train.45 minutes no movement besides the panhandlers who prey on sitting ducks.

Rob, LES
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F-en good question g.

Nickalson, Brooklyn
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Just saw the most NYC thing ever: a father teaching his son how to ride a bike on a @cityBike. Now that’s dope.

Shannon, Moroco
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The man next to me on the train is snoring and man-spreading and I saw 3 rats this morning! Welcome back to you #NY #HappyHolidays

Wolf, Brownsville
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When living in an attic for $1200/month isn’t such a bad idea

Zara, Astoria
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Oh, hey MTA! Quick question: if I’m going to a show at 7:30 in Manhattan, what time should I leave Astoria? Noon, 2pm, perhaps the day before? I’m just asking. You know!

Audra, Chelsea
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Walking through Stuyvesant town tonight and saw 25 delivery guys all walking around lost. How does anyone get their food over here? All this confusion in NY is shameful.

sllabeye
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NY residents pay lower tolls,cash lanes are higher priced Sheep still have no common sense, and NY’ers have developed a taste for tender mutton.You do the addition-

#dontfeelbad4u kamku

Meg, Midtown
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I just want one day this week when my 20 minute commute actually only takes 20 minutes instead of an hour. Midtown to downtown.

Toby, Brooklyn
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NYC street sweepers are the equivalent of kids just pushing their vegetables across their plates to make it look like they are more,then saying done

Joseph, Washington Square
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Joseph, Washington Square

Me:Everything in one bag, thanks.
Cashier:Even the box of Trojans?
Me:Yeah, I’m trying to cut down on plastic
Cashier:Would You Like it Double Bagged?
Me:What’s so hard to grasp?

Will, UES
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Everyone wants to go to paradise but everyone doesn’t want to die. #taxidriverwordsofwisdom

Danny, New Jersey
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50 minutes just to go 5.4 miles. I hate N.Y. traffic. Just want to get out here.

Nadine, Flatbush
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On the Q train: Dear couple sitting opposite of me hand figgedin, kissing and eye gawking ea other cut it the fuck out. You’re making me jealous ­čśĺ

Christina, Midtown
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The holidays in NY are the best. You hear me? The Best.

Darwin, Queens Village
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Darwin, Queens Village

This dude was asking for a dollar on the R train and this dirty old lady yelled out I need a cigarette in the most scratchy irritating voice

MICHAEL, Harlem
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Pro tip: If you say excuse me but push your way through. It doesn’t freaken count you ass.

Sapphire, Tudor City
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When you come to the city to meet up with friends. What else is there to do while you wait? #takeaselfie of your pretty little face

Jesse, Upper East
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Spotted rapid succession: Man carrying large unicycle, woman carrying three kittens in a bag another man carrying another unicycle, and Liev Schreiber

JJ. Brooklyn
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MTA Why when asked to use all available doors they close in my face? There’s absolutely no time to get the 15 feet to the next door #conductorPowerTrip

Pete, Canarsie
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Hey MTA, Want to fill that funding gap? $50 fines for anyone caught wearing a backpack on trains/buses. Literally no one takes it off when it’s kindly suggested

Shayna, Franklin Ave
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Being a New Yorker on a packed train means praying someone doesn’t press up against your freshly coated and perfectly curled up eye lashes.

Duffy, Buskwick
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Dear MTA service update writer, Please make your posters more understandable. It’s very confusing to work out my new route this early in the a.m.

Phillip, Midtown East
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Phillip, Midtown East

Casual stroll in Central Park and I walk past Drew Barrymore. That’s NY for ya…

Natalie, Sunny Side
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Only in Chelsea, NYC do you walk into a toy store to buy a gift, and the salesperson says, Does the child follow gender norms?

Cindy, Noho
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Gosh I want to wear cute shoes but have to walk everywhere since to the trains are so unreliabe.

Beau, Uptown
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Why do #tourist in NYC stand so far back from the curb?

John, East Village
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NYC woman in black tights, black tall boots with a great coat and bag…so pretty and stylish. Let the holidays begin #ownyourbeauty

Jerome, Brooklyn
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Big Black Thursday sale at JC Penny’s Herald Square. Doors opened @6p. I’ll have my turkey afterwards.

Chopra, Midtown
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So tired of feeling trapped in this noisy, expensive, congested, dirty and indifferent city. I miss New England # notfeelimgit

Juvon, Bronx
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The smell of halal gets me good. Still gotta have it even if it makes me sick to my stomach

Amy, Astoira
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That feeling when you’re sprinting like hell, tripping and falling and you miss the train anyway. All that for? Nothing!

Cole, Bayside
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Onbserved:
Lady sneezing herself through the subway car door, shouting no no I refuse to lose, only to find out she’s on the wrong train. Chick went wild

John, Tudor City
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Feeling as though you’re in a movie set everywhere you go. I love u Big Apple. U bring stars to my eyes.

Kim, Chelsea
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Dear Tourist who are visiting NYC this holiday season don’t do the following:
1) stop in the middle of the sidewalk
2) walk five across the sidewalk

Thanks for ur cooperation

Antonine, Castle Hill
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Antonine, Castle Hill

Gobble gobble.. Too bad turkeys doesn’t Chirp but Chickens do.. #happythansgiving

Dia, Brooklyn Heights
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Dia, Brooklyn Heights

It’s Black Friday not Black Thursday. Everyone stay home on Thanksgiving. #banshoppingonthanksgiving

Matt, Midtown
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Happy Thanksgiving NYC @Macysparade. Fun time and safe

Beth, UWS
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Dear NYC tourists do everyone a favor and don’t awkwardly hang around Grand Central Station during rush hour. It’s stupid and everyone will hate you.
Sincerely, Beth

Donna, Midtown West
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So tired of feeling trapped in this noisy, dirty, expensive, congested indifferent city. I miss New England

Omar, Greenwich Village
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Omar, Greenwich Village

One easy way to kill time in the city(NYC) is to way on a god damn train for 30 mins

Clarie, Flushing
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It should be illegal to switch a local train to express mid-trip. Now I’m late due to the express train.

Theo, Brooklyn
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Note to self: when mom calls you a Brooklyn driver she doesn’t mean it as a compliment. Trust me on that..#drivelikecrazynyer

Mona, The Heights
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OMG! Turned on oven and accidentally kill a rat. Now I’m a murder

Jillian, Soho
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There’s a guy on the treadmill here eating ice cream at the NY sports club. Why is this even allowed?

Clark, Upper west
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You know I’m tired when I get off one stop early for no reason. I mean 86st and 96st look kinda similar right now.

Marlene, Chelsea
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Craziest thing I’ve done in NYC waited 45 minutes for Murrays Bagels

LeAndro, Brooklyn
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If you’ve ever wanted to know what it’s like to be a penguin. I would direct you to experience waddling off the L train and up the stairs at US Station in an A.M. rush hour

Mona, Washington Height
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Mona, Washington Height

Turned on oven and accidentally kill a rat…again!

chosen
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As a New Yorker , I feel I have an indelible obligation to tell you; it is not wise to spread hysteria,there are actual fools in need of knowledge truth or silence people .

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