I fell back in ❤️ with New York City again. #lovedafall #iloveNY

Lady with a cat in stroller at Starbucks again. Beginning to Think she’s it’s nanny. #petroyaltreatment #onlyinNY

My Metro Card wouldn’t swipe after four tries, so I sarcastically paid it a compliment and then it let me through… True Story

I feel like a shepherd on the sidewalk of Manhattan, trying to coax the herds into a cooperative flow.. #keeptoyourright #gowiththetraffic

First time this high up in the WTC-1.. Amazing view, brings back childhood memories of my city.. I love ❤️ NY, I know it ❤️’s me back

Question-Remember when America used its massive military power to maintain peace around the world? What the happened? #trump #caravan

Why can’t everything be like $10 in NY? Including but not limited to Broadway 🎭 shows, museum admissions, cocktails, taxes and full course meals.. #tooexpensivecity

At the NY Marathon (Sunday) people held up signs….You’re running better than the MTA…keep it up….

Overheard at Starbucks midtown….Excuse me! Some lady has a cat 🐱 in a stroller, pretending to be a baby 👶 In here.This is America is this allowed? She asked the manager.

RUN NYC #nymarathon2018.

Nothing puts a damper on your day quite like seeing someone pull out and pee all over the subway platform like no body’s around, feeling the sprinkles on your feet

Overheard in NYC:
You can get a flagel and coffee for only $8.95! Only in NY is that considered a steal deal for breakfast #onlyinNY

When it’s noon and someone sets fire 🔥 to a trash can on Canel street and you’re like this city has gone to hell, everyone is a savage in it

The Democrats and independents BETTER line up to VOTE the orange 🍊 crazy out of office…VOTE VOTE VOTE

If you trip while reading or texting on your phone while climbing the subway stairs. I won’t say I told you so but can I think it?

You know winter is coming when you have to drop off 45 pounds of sweaters and jeans at the laundry #nycproblem

Cycling around the whole of Central Park was an exquisitely beautiful experience #centralpark #nyc

Before you bring or have your school trip to NYC, please teach the kids subway etiquette for dag sakes

Shout out to the NYPD. Guys you make my city safe. Thank you….#nypd
#iloveny

It’s a nasty day in NY. Wet, cold and scary. #bombscare #Halloween 🎃

As a lifelong NY I love NY as much as the next guy next to me sporting the i❤️NY cap, t-shirt and fanny pack. But I gotta say it’s a love hate relationship #iloveny #ihateny

If ur going to walk on the platform edge at the subway platform. Put your phone away. I think can afford to miss that exciting convo if it means saving ur precious life.

There’s just something about NYC in the fall that makes me feel like I’m poised to take on new challenges. Broadway here I come…

Can’t fall asleep for a quickly approaching overnight shift due to my Opera rehearsing neighbors. Who will get it right Tonight? Enough already!

On days I really miss my hometown NY. I search NYC on twitter or Instagram and then my longing withers each post at a time #iloveny

Can’t decide which smells worse in NYC . The Fi di allies, taxi cabs, or ubers? #citysmells #peoplesmells

The R train stops in between stations and the conductor says we should be moving shortly. We are just dropping off some MTA employees. He’s kidding right? Never heard this one before….

Reklama w Medicover

That moment when you try and pass somebody on the street but they weave in the direction you’re trying to pass and back again #soannoying

I with the difference between an $8 lunch and a $14 lunch wasn’t soon delicious in NYC

Note to self: Never make eye contact with people at Penn Station. It’s just not a good thing to do….. I promise you that

Little else is more embarrassing than being a native New Yorker swiping your metro card and getting hit checked by the turn style while having to take a bad as s dump. #shit

It’s still hard for me to say I really like Long Island and the people from there. It’s like a whole different planet..sorry to say but true..

Call season in NY is absolutely priceless.Nothing would be able to buy it #ilovenewyorkcity

My favorite parts of my visit to US this year are the souvenirs and those fine ass police officers at Grand Central station #business #iloveny

An elderly woman just overheard me coughing and was like You should wear a musk to protect your lungs on the constitution site as she proceeded to light up a cigarette in front of me

Saw a couple at Penn Station wearing matching “fug-gedaboutit” T-Shirts. Should have been Chirp About It T-Shifts #capiesh?

It’s cool watching shows where the scenes are at the same places you go to on the regular #Centralpark #timesquare #coneyisland #yankeestatium

So while leaving my Gynecologist office in midtown I open the door and something hits my in the neck…. a giant water bug….. I screamed #ofallthings/places

The opposite of peace: Tsking the #1 train from Columbus Circle to downtown at 8:30am with a baby in the stroller #nyproblems

No…..Stopping to pet a dog is not justification to block the sidewalk…STOP the petting and move move move #nycproblems

Overheard during rush hour: if you don’t want to be pushed take a cab -lyft-citi bike or Uber otherwise shut the F-up

Who else plays squirrel or rat while walking in NY?
Ans:Tourist #nofuckenlife

So I’m leaving my Doctors office. I open the door and something hits me in the neck. It was a god damn giant water bug. #NYCProblems

My favorite part of my visit to the city this year, the souvenirs! Only sad I didn’t get a pic with any of the fine police officers in the city @NYPDnews

Who else plays squirrel or rat walking in NYC?
Answer: Tourist

Little else is more embarrassing than being a native New Yorker swiping your MetroCard and getting gut checked by the turn-style, having to swipe again…3 folks saw this

One of the biggest cities in the world and we have a 20-minute wait time for the uptown 6 train almost everyday. This isn’t Omaha now. This is the big Apple 🍎

This colonizer parade is a huge inconvenience to my errands…..

Now that it’s cough and cold season. Can everyone cough into their elbows and not just in the air when everyone’s around them?