It’s actually scary when the train doors open at 53rd street and the conductor says next stop’s 53rd street.. what the hell am I missing here? #TheworstMTA

Only in NY does one get to experience Winter, Fall and Spring in just one day. NYC just does it all!

Dear cashier: I’m Moving upstate and this will be my last slice of NYC pizza 🍕. Warning ⚠️
I might try to hug you, never let go.. #Benspizzanyc #nycchirps #chirpaboutit

When Will I ever get to sleep in a city that never sleeps?

Only in a city like NY can we all experience 3 different seasons in just one day. #winterFallSpring

All I want to eat today is pizza and bagels. NYC has ruined me

After watching a couple make out the way they did at the Guggenheim. I suddenly realized I have a romantic side and want to join in. #hiddensexualthoughts

Waiting for the day when NYC announces “we are done” and The never-ending construction is complete #wishfulthinking

Attention NYC: Spring is being held momentarily by the train’s dispatcher. We hope that it’s coming shortly…. #subwayproblems

For walkers: NYC has become an obstacle course and it’s really plucking my nerves..

Only in NY There are street hustlers, dressed as Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. Let’s think about this for a second here.. #timesquarecharacters

Even the things that you hate about NYC you actually love about NYC #people #subway

I’m commuting backwards to get on the L train. Shhhhh..Don’t tell anyone my secret.

Let’s just run around Brooklyn and be cute all day in our cute undies. It’s basically my favorite way to spend a day

Convinced that if I can ride the rocky subways in NYC every morning without holding onto anything. I can definitely sure the California waves with no problems

Every single day, Transfering at Jackson Heights, Roosevelt is straight out of Lion King when Mufasa get trampled

Me: oh, there’s a bottle of Ajax on the ground right outside the subway.
Same Me: There’s a Whole Foods right there, it may have fallen from a bag
Crazy Me: it’s a Bomb

Every borough in NY is like it’s own little country. Sure there’s a lot of similarities, but the differences are outstanding…#Iloveny

Happy Easter 🐰 NYC. Bounett Festival on 5th Ave. Come out, be colorful

In New York I Chirp like a chicken and hop like a bunny rabbit. What more do you want to know? #happyeaster

New York people are weird and funny..On the train one mumbling to himself and the another’s cracking up to the ground for no apparent reason….

Only in New York: The hottest blonde from Spain sitting next to me was just proposed to by some homeless man. And she took his number. Ok what the heck am I missing here? #shocked

New York City is the world’s most beatutiful construction zone. But I still can’t take the constant pounding…

I’m convinced that if I can ride the rocky subways in NYC without holding on to anything. I can definitely surf the California waves 🌊

This lady is staring into my phone, as if it has all the answers, while another lady across me continues to look me up n down. What is it about?
#trainridechronicals

Why do taxi cabs speed to red lights?

I’ve tried but I realize there’s only one real love for me. That’s NY folks.

Dear tourists if you think it’s ok for your kid to pose over a sleeping homeless person on the train and you actually take the pic, ur a bad parent/person. We don’t want you here

A rat doesn’t attract attention from New Yorkers, but a pigeon pacing up and down the subway platform does. Hmmm!

When you threaten to leave NY. Where do you really think you’re going? There’s nothing out there but NY….. #nyisthebest

To the director shooting scenes all night in the alley outside of my window…..CUT….(shouting)

Which is strongest this morning? Cheap perfume, black coffee or morning hot breath from this lady next to me in the vehicle #lyftcarpoolnyc

In NY the thing that troubles me is when you’re getting splashed by liquid versions of unknown substance. Is It water? Is It spit? Is It just what ever. I just can’t

The train was so overcrowded, I almost got squashed. To top things off this girl kept falling asleep on my bad shoulder. I was about to deck her with my chai-mug when she got up.

I’m convinced the M in MTA stands for malicious. Cause it sure doesn’t stand for magical or miracle, which is what we really need in this case #fixthesubway

If You get on the train before I get off I have no problem body-checking you That’s my word… you heard…

I have never met so many artists in one place…that’s NYC..#artworld #performers #music #comidians #iloveny

On the BX3 bus and the guy next to me just smells like open ass. I need to get outta here fast before I choke to death

Is it me! Or are most of the PM rush hour trains even more F-cked up than the AM rush hour trains? Cause that’s what it feels like lately

Driving in NYC after dark is a lot like Frogger. Except that I’m not Frogger, but the fast-moving logs in #frogger

You know you were born and raised in NYC when you can identify your train coming from street level. I have mastered this at my station.

Tonight’s sunset was about as orange as it gets in NYC. Not even fruit face Donald Trump can top this kind of orange #horizon #

NYC bagels taste so good that even squirrels can’t help themselves but help themselves #amazingnybagels

Slow walkers should get tickets like drivers get speeding. This would be my dream come true someday…

If the only metric for judging a city were the quality of its bagels, NY would be the all-time greatest city

Someone just ran past my window below yelling. I love you I love you! Continuously. It’s a nice change from the expletives usually heard out there. #iluvny

I got nostalgic when I pass subway stations of stops that I used to live on. Even for the ones with bad experiences #nygirl

During my commute. I’ve been stepped on, pushed, shoved, had food & drink spilled on me and all of this cost me just $2.75 one way #nycproblems

Well no need to exfoliate tonight. The damn rocks falling from the sky did a good enough job for me…#onlyinnyc

Jay walking isn’t a gamble in NYC it’s a professional sport.(5secs later that guy back there seriously almost got creamed in portrait mode!)